I read a hysterical post on a blog I love this morning, which prompted me to share my recent experience with the same scenario.
Child o'mine and I made a trip to Target yesterday and this is the conversation that took place in the bathroom:
(child) "Mommy, why do you have to sit down while you pee?"
(me, whispering) "I'll tell you later, honey."
(child) "Oh, I know. You have to sit down while you pee because your penis is inside you."
(me, I got nothing for that one)
(child) "Wow, Mommy. You sure are peeing a lot!"
(me, in my head) we are NEVER going to this Target again!